Schweinchen Dick = Porky Pig.  Literally Piggy Fat.

*  why they can’t keep original names is beyond me.  But Schweinchen Dick is pretty fun to say.  Try it. you will like it.

You should not lie.

Aschenbecher= ashtry

geschmeidig = soft and easy.  Like when I am the all star pitcher on the Black Sheep, this is what the coach says to calm me down.

Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.  TRANSLATION - All things have an end….except sausage which has 2.  Gotta love the wurst!

Ich hätte gern Internetverbindung.  Ya, ok.  Danke!  Meine Freunde nehmen das gleiche

Shorle - the international german drink of choice.  Put that shit in juice, wine, probably even milch. Who knows.  they love it!  But basically it is just sparkling wasser.

Schluckauf = hiccups

Ich bin arbeiten = I am working.

not ich bin werken.  That is only for school lessons and such.

Ze Numbers.