Schweinchen Dick = Porky Pig. Literally Piggy Fat.
* why they can’t keep original names is beyond me. But Schweinchen Dick is pretty fun to say. Try it. you will like it.
You should not lie.
Aschenbecher= ashtry
geschmeidig = soft and easy. Like when I am the all star pitcher on the Black Sheep, this is what the coach says to calm me down.
Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei. TRANSLATION - All things have an end….except sausage which has 2. Gotta love the wurst!
Ich hätte gern Internetverbindung. Ya, ok. Danke! Meine Freunde nehmen das gleiche
Shorle - the international german drink of choice. Put that shit in juice, wine, probably even milch. Who knows. they love it! But basically it is just sparkling wasser.
Schluckauf = hiccups
Ich bin arbeiten = I am working.
not ich bin werken. That is only for school lessons and such.
Ze Numbers.